My Top 10 “Are You Kidding Me” Moments

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. Watching my daughter eat her pancakes with no syrup just butter spread on top. (are you kidding me)
2. Seeing someone prepping to start cooking in an already dirty kitchen. (are you kidding me)
3. Seeing your lady come to bed with her head wrapped in a bonnet again. (are you kidding me)
4. Having it take over 20 minutes to get your food from any fast food drive-thru. (are you kidding me)
5. Walking into a store and seeing a sign on the door saying our debit machine is down, cash only. (are you kidding me)
6. You are on an airplane traveling, and the person sitting next to you starts snoring shortly after takeoff. (are you kidding me)
7. Purchasing four tacos and getting home to find that you only have one mild sauce in the bag. (are you kidding me)
8. Your iPhone battery is dead, and you need to charge it, but you can’t find your charger because someone has taken it. (are you kidding me)
9. It’s Sunday, and while sitting in church, you look at your watch and see that church service has been going on for over three hours now. (are you kidding me)
10. You wake up in the morning and go to pour you a bowl of cereal and find that the box is empty, still sitting in the pantry. (are you kidding me)

If you’re reading this post and you don’t give me at least one clap (are you kidding me)?