My Top 10 Clues You’re Not Young Anymore

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

Photo by Towfiqu barbhuiya on Unsplash

1. If you feel like you need to go home and take a nap after attending an outdoor event or function. (you’re not young anymore)
2. If anyone not related to you calls you old head, auntie, or unc. (you’re not young anymore)
3. If playing two pickup games of basketball on Monday requires three days to fully recover. (you’re not young anymore)
4. If the temperature outside dictates what you do on any particular day. (you’re not young anymore)
5. If you have no idea who the latest top music artists are. (you’re not young anymore)
6. If you need to dye your hair or beard. (you’re not young anymore)
7. If you eat plain Cheerios for breakfast. (you’re not young anymore)
8. If you have insoles in any pair of your shoes. (you’re not young anymore)
9. If you go to bed in a full pajama set. (you’re not young anymore)
10. If you eat fig newtons for a snack. (you’re not young anymore)

If you’re reading this post with a pair of eyeglasses on, then I think you already know. Embrace getting older because I know I have.