My Top 10 Excuses To Use If Late For Work

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. My Battery In My Car Was Dead, And I Had To Get A Jump
2. There Was A Bad Wreck On The Interstate That Had Traffic Backed Up
3. I Forgot To Charge My iPhone Last Night, And I Use It As My Alarm
4. I Lost My Car Keys And Had To Take An Uber To Work
5. My Kid Left His Research Paper On His Desk, And I Had To Take It To Him At School
6. My Low Tire Gauge Came On In My Car, And I Had To Pull Over To Air Up My Tire
7. I Stopped For Breakfast And Used My Debit Card, And They Forgot To Give It Back To Me. I Had To Go Back And Get It
8. I Lost Power At My Home This Morning, And I Couldn’t Get Out Of The Garage
9. I left My Access Badge At Home And Had To Wait For Someone To Come And Let Me In The Building
10. I Got Caught By A Train This Morning On My Way To Work

If you are reading this post and need a quick excuse for your boss one day, feel free to use one of the above.

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