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My Top 10 Places You Shouldn’t Eat Food
Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)
2 min readOct 29, 2021
- In Bed- I’ve never felt comfortable eating breakfast while in bed. The area is unstable, and it feels like your drink or food is just waiting to spill onto the bed. Also, wasted food or crumbs could lead to bed critters that I want no part of.
- At The Strip Club- I’ve heard the food at some strip clubs is pretty good, but I’ve yet to eat while attending. Food and that environment never seemed to mix with me. Wait until you leave and wash your hands before you grab something to eat.
- In The Bathroom- If you feel comfortable eating food while you are in the bathroom, I do not know what to say. I don’t care how clean your bathroom is, you shouldn’t be eating any food in there.
- At The Movie Theater- Movie theater food is not good, and it is overpriced.
- At Gas Stations- Here in my city, there is a rumor that the best sushi sold is in a local gas station. I love sushi, but there is no way in hell I’m eating it from a gas station. I’ll pass on the variety of hot dogs and breakfast sandwiches also.
- Out Of A Dirty Kitchen- No explanation is needed for this one.
- On Public Transportation- Public transportation isn’t the cleanest of…
