My Top 10 Questions For 30–50 Year Olds

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. If you had to take the ACT today with no preparation what would your score be?
2. If you were asked to recite your multiplications 1 through 12 to 12 could you do it without messing up?
3. If you were asked to drink one large gas station icee could you finish it without chasing it with a glass of water for an hour?
4. Could you ride back-to-back roller coasters at an amusement park?
5. Can you stay outside at a 98-degree temperature for 6 hours straight for no reason at all?
6. Can you drink 2 liters of water before bed and sleep the entire night without getting up?
7. Can you eat a bowl of Cookie Crisp for breakfast for five mornings straight?
8. Could you go out in public with a tank top on one full summer day without putting deodorant on?
9. Could you take a two-minute shower and feel comfortable going to bed at night?
10. Could you go visit the mall every day for a week with no intentions to buy anything just to hang out?

If you’re reading this post and a parent between the ages of 30–50 let me know how you would fare if the roles were reversed.