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My Top 10 Reasons Why Men Should Manscape

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

ChrisIvy901
1 min readOct 15, 2021
Photo by Bruno Kelzer on Unsplash
  1. Your Lady Will Appreciate You Getting Rid Of That Brillo Pad
  2. You Will Eliminate Unnecessary Odors. Good Hygiene Is Always Important
  3. You Will Possibly Be Able To See More Of Your Peedee Weedee
  4. Your Appearance Will Be Inviting When Its Time To Drop The Boxer Briefs
  5. You Won’t Have Any Shrubs Hanging Over The Fence. Not A Good Look
  6. Your Partner Will Enjoy Engaging In Oral Sex More With A Clean Slate
  7. You Will Feel A Little Lighter Once You Get Rid Of Some Of That Hair
  8. There Are Special Clippers On The Market Just For Manscaping
  9. You Will Turn Back The Hands Of Time To Your Youth Vision Wise
  10. I’ve Never Heard A Woman Complain About Her Man Manscaping

I’m not going into great details about another man’s pubes. Fellas, just trust me and make sure you do a regular cleanup session below the belt. Your lady or mate will thank you.

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