My Top 10 Reasons To Avoid Xxtra Flamin Hot Cheetos

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. After eating a few I was sweating like I was cutting the grass outside. The whole time I was sitting inside my home with the AC turned on.
2. My scalp was wet to the touch after eating four pieces.
3. My mouth was burning like a motherfucker after I ate those Cheetos.
4. My ass paid the price when I went to sit on the toilet later that night.
5. I started itching after eating the Cheetos and had to take a Benadryl.
6. Drinking two full cups of water didn’t help.
7. Eating a fruit rollup did nothing to turn the heat down inside my mouth.
8. I wasted my money because I only ate four chips before saying Fuck That Shit.
9. I couldn’t even give them away to a friend because they knew better to eat them.
10. I came, I tried, and I failed

If you’re reading this post and you’re not a fan of hot food please steer clear of these chips.