My Top 10 Reasons Why I Wear Raggedy Underwear

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. They are comfortable.
2. They are already broken in.
3. Only one or two people will see them.
4. They stopped making this specific brand or cut.
5. The airflow from the holes in the crouch area keeps my balls cool and fresh.
6. It’s hard to find 5 black pairs in a pack together.
7. New draws feel stiff fresh out of the pack.
8. Underwear doesn’t need to be replaced until your whole ass is hanging out the back.
9. Am I supposed to be wasteful and throw all 15 pairs of underwear that I have away?
10. The lint balls on my underwear kind of serve as a cushion while I’m sitting.

Fellas if you’re reading this and agree give me a virtual fist bump.