My Top 10 Reasons Why Men Take Quick Showers

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

Photo by abdullah ali on Unsplash

1. They Get A Late Night Phone Call From A Woman Saying They Are Coming Over To Spend The Night
2. They Are Running Late For Work
3. They Aren’t Feeling Well
4. They Are Tired But Don’t Want To Go To Bed Without Showering
5. A Woman Asks Them To Take A Shower Before They Have Sex
6. They Know That The Hot Water In The Shower Won’t Last Long
7. They Are Trying To Take A Shower During Halftime Of A Sporting Event
8. They Don’t Like Wasting Water
9. Someone Is Rushing Them To Hurry Up And Get Out
10. They Don’t Like Spending Long Periods Of Time In The Bathroom

When I say fast, I mean five minutes flat, and they are out. Usually, if I’m in and out that quickly, it is due to one of the listed reasons above. As far as I know, there is no official time on how long a person should shower. I believe five minutes is the minimum because anything shorter than that, and your ass is not getting clean.

Become a Medium Member today and read every story from ChrisIvy901 (and thousands of other writers on Medium).

Your membership fee directly supports ChrisIvy901 and other writers you read. You’ll also get full access to every story on Medium.https://chrisivy901.medium.com/membership