My Top 10 Red Flags That The Food Will Be Nasty

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. If you are at a potluck and nobody has touched one specific dish, avoid it. Nine times out of ten, that dish is garbage.
2. If the food isn’t the color that you have known it to be all of your life, leave that shit where it is.
3. If the person cooking is over 82 years old, then that favorite dish from the past may not taste the best.
4. If the food you are eating is real greasy, it is going to taste bad.
5. If you are at a bbq and you see them squirt lighter fluid on the coals with the cooking grills still on, you best believe those ribs are going to taste awful.
6. If you see someone start cooking without washing their hands, I automatically assume the food will be nasty.
7. If the kitchen the person is cooking in is nasty, how clean do you think the pots, plates, and utensils they will be using are?
8. If no seasonings were used to prepare or cook the food, you are in trouble.
9. If the cook decided not to use a recipe for a new dish that has never been cooked before, your stomach is doomed.
10. If the person cooking the meal has a lot of pets living in the home I do not want anything from that kitchen.

If you’re reading this post, pay close attention to the above tips. They will save you from hugging or destroying the toilet.