My Top 10 Signs They Didn’t Like Your Thanksgiving Dish

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. As Soon As They Returned Home, They Threw Your Dish In The Trash
2. There Is Still 90% Of Your Dish Left After Everyone Is Through Eating
3. One Of The Kids At The Table Asks “What Is That” When It Was Put On Their Plate
4. No One Asked You To Bring Anything To This Years Thanksgiving Gathering
5. People Only Put A Teaspoon Sized Portion Of Your Dish On Their Plate
6. The Asshole Friend Or Family Member Tells You That Your Dish Is Nasty
7. No One Has Ever Asked You For The Recipe To Your Dish
8. It Was The Only Dish At The Company Potluck That Wasn’t Touched
9. Someone Got Physically Sick After Eating Your Dish
10. Everyone In The Family Knows The Dish Is Nasty Except For You

This Thanksgiving, if you want to know if your dish is a winner with the family, check out the above hints. Don’t let your pride get in the way if the results are not positive.

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