My Top 10 Signs You Have Too Much Cologne On

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. People Can Smell You Coming
2. The Smell Of The Cologne Always Over-Powers The Room
3. You Sprayed So Much On You Can See It Dripping
4. You Sprayed More Than Two Squirts
5. People Start Sneezing When You Walk By
6. The Passenger Riding With You In Your Car Has To Crack The Window
7. You Get Asked, “Do You Think You Sprayed Enough On”
8. Your Cologne Lingers Behind Long After You Have Gone
9. You Are Running Out Of Cologne Way Too Fast
10. No One Ever Compliments You On Your Cologne

If you do not want the nicknames, The Cologne Ranger or Body Spray Bandit, take it easy on the cologne. Having too much cologne on will not attract the ladies, it will make them run away.

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