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My Top 10 Super Powers I Would Not Want
Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)
2 min readJan 5, 2022
- The Ability To Like Everyone’s Cooking- To never taste a plate that you didn’t like would suck. Imagine having someone cook for you in the dirtiest kitchen you have seen. All the pots, pans, and utensils were dirty, but you still enjoyed the meal.
- The Ability To Hear Everyone’s Thoughts
- The Ability To Enjoy Watching The Lifetime And O Channel- Nope, take me off that inheritance list immediately.
- The Ability To Never Get Tired Or Sleep- Your wife or manager at your job would love for you to have this super power.
- The Ability To Never Need To Shower
- The Ability To Let Other People Control Your Orgasms- Imagine if Freaky Jackie on the third floor at work could make you orgasm just by her dirty thoughts whenever she wanted.
- The Ability To Destroy People Or The World With The Snap Of A Finger
- The Ability To Know Everything That Is Going To Happen
- The Ability To Live Forever- I would not want to see everyone I love pass away, and I’m still here alone.
- The Ability To Know More Than Everyone- I wouldn’t want to live in a world where I couldn’t learn…
