My Top 10 Things Husbands Think But Don’t Say

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. If she complains about one more damn thing, I’m going to lose my mind.
2. Damn, why did I did get married? It’s so many fine women out here walking around?
3. I’m so tired of watching these boring-ass shows that she watches all the time.
4. I’m tired, why don’t you get up and get it yourself.
5. Can you please stop asking me where stuff is? You are the one who put it up, not me.
6. I left all of my clothes on the floor because that’s where I wanted them to be.
7. I’m so tired of eating these nasty meals every day.
8. I wish you would be quiet for a while. I’m tired of hearing your voice.
9. Not another story about how Brenda got on your nerves again at work today.
10. Are you really going to wear that?

To all of the married, beautiful ladies out there who just read this post, please don’t get offended. I’m just a guy being a guy right now.