My Top 10 Things I Don’t Need To Be Juicy

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. My Chicken Wings- I need my wings fried hard, not plump and juicy.
2. Kisses- We all have an Aunt, Grandma, or Ex who loves giving out juicy kisses. The area around my mouth or jaw should not be wet after you kiss me.
3. My Burger- I don’t want a dry burger, but I don’t want to see juice or grease dripping from my burger. Let’s meet somewhere in the middle.
4. My Steak- I need my steak cooked medium or medium-well. I don’t want all the drippings on my plate when my steak arrives.
5. A Big Juicy Booty- I’m torn between this, but I think you get the picture.
6. Gossip- I don’t care about the latest gossip you read about online today.
7. Scandals- I prefer to steer clear of any scandals. Juicy or not!
8. Details- I want the fine details, not the juicy details.
9. My Candy- I don’t like candy that explodes with juice when you bite into it.
10. My Hot Dogs- I like my hot dogs grilled and slightly burnt, not juicy.

Is there anyone else who feels the same way as I do? Let me know in the comment section if I am one of one.

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