My Top 10 Things In Your House Right Now

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. Clean Dishes That Have Been Sitting In The Dishwasher For At Least 2 1/2 Days
2. Clean Clothes That Have Been Left In The Dryer For Multiple Days Because You Refuse To Fold Them And Put Them Away
3. One Drawer In Your Kitchen That Houses Plastic Grocery Bags From Walmart, Kroger, Target, Or Your Favorite Grocer
4. An Orange Juice Bottle In The Refrigerator That Doesn’t Have Enough In It To Fill A Shot Glass
5. A Used Bowl Or Plate In One Of The Bedrooms Of Your Home
6. A Towel That You Used To Dry Off After Showering Laying On The Bathroom Floor
7. A Top To A Beer Bottle Laying On A Counter In The Kitchen Or On The Coffee Table
8. A Recommended Three Month Air Filter That Hasn’t Been Replaced In Over Six Months
9. A Vacuum Cleaner That Still Uses A Bag
10. A Sink That Has Hair, Make-Up Residue Or Eye Lashes In It

If I’m wrong, then tell me I’m wrong. If you laughed or nodded your head more than once though, leave two-three claps to let me know I was right.

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