My Top 10 Things Not To Ask During Sex

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. Is That The Right Hole?
2. Can You Feel It?
3. Are You In Yet?
4. Am I Better Than Your Ex?
5. Is It Supposed To Feel This Dry?
6. Is This The Best You Ever Had?
7. What Is That Smell?
8. Why Is It So Small?
9. Why Can’t I Feel Anything?
10. Is That It?

If you are having sex with your partner and any of the above questions are asked during the session, get up, put on your clothes, and go home.

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