My Top 10 Things Not To Do Before 8 AM At Work

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. Come In Talking All Loud On Your Cell Phone
2. Start A Machine Gun Style Conversation With Someone As Soon As They Sit Down At Their Desk
3. Start Complaining About How Much Work You Need To Get Done Before You Even Turn On Your Computer
4. Taking A Shit And Blowing Up The Bathroom Before Anyone Arrives
5. Heating Up Anything In The Break Room Microwave That Can Be Considered Dinner Food
6. Asking Me If I Watched Certain Shows On Tv Last Night
7. Brag About How Your Favorite Sports Teams Beat The Shit Out Of My Favorite Sports Team The Night Before
8. Ask Anyone For Help With The Copier In The Mailroom
9. Call The IT Department For Any Issue Before You Reboot The Damn Computer First
10. Spray Any Additional Cologne Or Perfume On At Your Desk

There are going to be two types of people who read and understand this post. One will be the group who feel the same way I do about the above violations. The second group will be the violators. Which category do you fall in?

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