My Top 10 Things Not To Say On First Date

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. The Last Date I Had Didn’t End Too Well
2. I Hope You Brought Some Money Because I Didn’t
3. My Wife Is Going To Kill Me If She Finds Out I Went On This Date
4. This Has To Be The Worst Date I’ve Ever Gone On
5. I Love You
6. I Hope We End The Night Having Sex
7. I Only Went On This Date To Make My Partner Jealous
8. I Usually Don’t Go Out With People Like You
9. Can You Buy Me A Drink I Need To Get Drunk To Make It Through This
10. Are Your Friends As Hot As You

If you have a date lined up soon and want to make sure it ends successfully, make sure you never repeat any of the above.

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