My Top 10 Things That Are Impossible To Do

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. Catch Every Green Light On Your Way To Work
2. Eat Six Saltine Crackers Completely In One Minute With Nothing To Drink
3. Take A Picture In Walmart Showing All Check-Out Lines Occupied With Cashiers
4. Go One Full Week Without Hearing The Word “Why” From Your Spouse Or Mate
5. Get A Chick Fil A Sandwich On A Sunday
6. Correctly Predict The Stock Market Daily
7. Break Out Of The Super Max Prison In Colorado
8. Pick A Fresh Loaf Of Wonder Bread Every Time You Grocery Shop
9. Go On A Undefeated Gambling Streak In Las Vegas
10. In A Sizeable City, Watch Your Local News And Not See One Story On Crime Or Drugs

Kevin Garnett once screamed that anything is possible, but I beg to differ. If there is anyone out there who can honestly say they have defeated all ten, I’ll cash-app you.

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