My Top 10 Things That Will Happen 24 Hours After A Breakup

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. A Machine Gun Text Thread Will Be Sent Out Stating How Much One Person Hates, Loves, Misses, Despises, And Cares About The Other.
2. Oscar Worthy Begging And Crying Performances By The Person Who Got Broken Up With
3. One Person Will Try To Convince The Other That They Aren’t Thinking Straight And Really Don’t Want To Do This
4. Cry Me A River By Justin Timberlake Will Go From A Song To A Reality
5. Hearts Will Be Broken Into A Million Pieces
6. One Mate May Feel A Sense Of Relief And Go Celebrate Believe It Or Not
7. Random Pictures Of You Two Will Be Torn, Burned, Deleted, Or Thrown Away ASAP
8. All Ties You Two Share On Social Media Platforms Will Be Broken Immediately
9. One Person Will Go Home, Sit On The Couch, And Blankly Stare At The Wall For Hours
10. One Person May Question Themselves Asking If They Did The Right Thing

When that B word pops up in a relationship, it can feel like the world just ended. I’m not talking about calling someone a bitch, I’m talking about someone calling you to break up with your ass.