My Top 10 Things That Would Make You Hate Medium Claps

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. If Your Phone Made A Clapping Sound For Every Clap Your Story Got
2. If You Got A Text Message For Each Clap
3. If You Got Random Phone Calls From Telemarketers Asking If You Need Help With Your Claps
4. If You Got Automatic Posts On Your Facebook Page Stating That You Had Claps
5. If Someone Showed Up To Your Doorstop To Clap For Each Story You Posted
6. If Your Car Radio Started Blasting Clapping Sounds Each Time You Got One On Your Post
7. In Order To Stay In The Medium Partner Program, You Had To Wear A Shirt That Said: “I Got Claps”.
8. If You Had To Send Thank You Messages For Every Clap That You Received
9. After 500 Free Claps, You Had To Pay $10 A Month To Join The Get Some More Claps Club
10. Every Time You Signed Into Medium, You Had To Listen To A Slow Clap Introduction

So you love receiving those claps here on Medium? I bet that feeling would change if you had to endure any of the above consequences.

I don’t know if you ever read my post, My Top 10 Fuck That Shit Moments https://chrisivy901.medium.com/my-top-10-fuck-that-shit-moments-306a25b0ae72,but claps would get added to that list if I had to go through this shit.

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