My Top 10 Things Women Do That I Don’t Like

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. Using My Hair Brush To Brush Your Hair
2. Straightening Up My Man Cave- I have shit put exactly where I want it to be. I don’t care if it does look a mess, leave it alone so I can find my shit when I come back in there.
3. Waiting Until 9:45 pm To Tell Me Your Car Is Almost On E And You Won’t Have Time To Stop In The Morning
4. Going Down Every Aisle In A Store
5. Touching The Radio Volume Button In My Vehicle When You Riding With Me
6. Placing Your Bathroom Items In A Dual Sink Environment Over On My Side
7. Getting Up 12 Times At Night To Go To The Bathroom
8. Looking At Me Peacefully Asleep And Still Whispering In My Ear, Are You Sleep
9. Seeing Me Trying To Scratch A Spot On My Back That I Can’t Reach And Not Helping
10. Turning On The Shower At 6:45 pm When I Asked You To Be Ready At 7

If you are guilty of any of the above, you just won a big ol thumbs down today. I hope you don’t get offended because I come in peace!

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