My Top 10 Things You Say That You Don’t Mean

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. We Should Hang Out Sometime (20 points)
2. I’m Going To Check That Out Once I Get Home (5 points)
3. When I Get To Work Tomorrow I’ll Put In A Good Word For You (0 points)
4. Put Your Number In My Phone So I Can Call You Later (20 points)
5. That Was The Best Meal I’ve Ever Had (10 points)
6. I’m Full Right Now, But I’ll Try Some Of The Food You Brought Later (10)
7. Just Tell Me The Truth I Promise I Won’t Get Mad (5 points)
8. Email Me The Recipe So I Can Try And Make Your Dish (5 point)
9. Once I Get Some Cash, I’ll Come Back And Buy Some From You (5 points)
10. The Next Time I’m In Town, I’m Going To Swing By To See You (20 points)

Point Scale

(0–25 points) You Semi-Care About People’s Feelings

(26–50 points) It Bothers You That You Just Told That Bold Face Lie

(51–75 points) You Don’t Give A Damn About Your Integrity

(76–100 points) You Are A Gold Medalist Bullshitter