My Top 10 Ways Smokers And Coffee Drinkers Are Similar

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. They Both Are Going To F*ck Off At least 1 Hour Of On The Clock Time Making Their Coffee And Taking Smoke Breaks
2. Both Will Be Cranky If They Can’t Have Their Coffee Or Cigarettes During The Day
3. Both May Have Bad Breath Or Yellow Teeth Due To Smoking Or Drinking Coffee Regularly
4. Neither Seems To Care About The Long Term Effects Of Drinking And Smoking
5. Both Spend Lots Of Money On Their Vice. Starbucks or Marlboro’s Are Not Cheap
6. They Both Consume Their Vice Year Round
7. If They Want To Quit One Or The Other, It Takes A Lot Of Discipline And Hard Work
8. They Both Have To Have One First Thing In The Morning When They Wake Up
9. They Both Have Their Favorite Establishments That They Like To Purchase Their Coffee Or Cigarettes From
10. They Both Have Remnants Of Their Habits In Their Car Or Home

To all my smokers and coffee drinkers out there, let me know if this post is a hit or miss. I see you guys daily which inspired this list.

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