ChrisIvy901

Jan 27

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My Top 10 Ways Smokers And Coffee Drinkers Are Similar

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  1. They Both Are Going To F*ck Off At least 1 Hour Of On The Clock Time Making Their Coffee And Taking Smoke Breaks
  2. Both Will Be Cranky If They Can’t Have Their Coffee Or Cigarettes During The Day
  3. Both May Have Bad Breath…

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