My Top 10 Ways To Make Your Lady Mad

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. During An Argument, Refuse To Look At Her In Her Eyes
2. Hit The Ignore Button Multiple Times When She Calls
3. Cook Dinner And Everything You Used To Cook, Leave It Out On The Counter Over Night
4. Go Outside And Wash And Wax Your Ride And Don’t Touch Hers
5. Go To The Grocery Store With The List She Gave You And Still Come Home With The Wrong Items
6. Let The Shower Run For A Long Time Before You Get In It Then Leave Her With No Hot Water
7. Put An Empty Cereal Box Back In The Pantry Instead Of Throwing It Away
8. Watch A Netflix Series That You Started Together Without Her
9. Hide Her Bonnet
10. Give Her A 5 Minute Notice That You Have Some Family And Friends Who Are About To Come Over To Your House

Fellas, if you want to piss your woman off, select one of the items above and wait for the party to get started.

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