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My Top 10 Ways To Punish Your Kids Creatively
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2 min readAug 26, 2022
- Change the home wifi password and don’t tell them the new password.
- Take away all of the power cords for their phones, tablets, and video game systems.
- After going on a grocery store shopping trip, when you get home, make them bring one grocery bag at a time into the house.
- For one solid week, no ironing of clothes will be allowed. The washing machine and dryer are all you get. This may not affect younger kids, but I’m sure the teenagers will feel the pain.
- Go have lunch with them at school dressed in the worst outfit you can think of. I told my daughter if she gets any bad grades, I’m coming to all of her games wearing these shoes.
6. If your kids eat ramen noodles, remove and throw away all of the seasoning packages.
7. Restrict them to only being able to watch over the air tv shows using rabbit ears.
8. Make them wash the family vehicle and dry it with a face towel.