My Top 10 Ways Your D*ck Can Get You In Trouble

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. You Could Make A Baby With Someone You Didn’t Expect To And Get Put On Child Support
2. A Wild D*ck On A Job Site With Women Could Cost You Your Job
3. Your D*ck Has A Mind Of Its Own, And Sometimes It Doesn’t Think Straight
4. Instead Of Spending Time Chasing Goals It Will Have You Chasing The Opposite Sex Instead
5. A Wild Stallion Will Have You Spreading Your Wild Oates Outside Of Your Marriage Or Relationship
6. Not Thinking With The Right Head Could Have You Making Decisions That Could Effect Your Health
7. Your D*ck May Cause You To Have A Certain Type Of Ego Which Causes You To Not Respect Women
8. Too Much Fun Could Lead To Multiple Children By Multiple Women
9. You D*ck Can Cause You To Lose Your Perspective On What Matters In Life
10. A Lustful D*ck Can Make You Want Things That Don’t Belong To You

Don’t be a Dick Head and only pay attention to the title instead of the warnings!

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