Top 10 Lies I’ve Told Women

Don’t Get Offended This Is My Damn List (No Particular Order)

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1. No I’m ok with bonnets; they don’t bother me at all
2. I can’t wait until I get to the car so you can tell me what happened at work
3. We don’t need a king size bed this queen size is big enough
4. Yes your hair looks amazing
5. This dish here you cooked has to be one of the best I’ve ever had
6. We need to hang out sometimes
7. Here go the remote I’m cool with what ever you pick for us to watch
8. I’ll call you as soon as I get home
9. You were right, I apologize
10. I love spending every free moment with you

If you’re reading this post and you’ve told a fib or two to women send me your top 10 list in the comments section so I can check it out.